Saturday, 9 May 2015

Whole Wheat Sandwiches and Mayonnaise

Lets wind the clock back to the year 2001. The year that followed the grand millennium. London, United Kingdom.I remember this day like yesterday.
Two layers of clothing, a woolly red jumper, a navy blue skirt over thick black tights and a pair of Mary Janes traipsing across the Barbican platform. Generously clad to fit the humdrum inclement weather was I, 6 year old me. Instead of the usual 'running my fingers across railings' and 'jumping over cracks on the pavement', I kept myself busy during my everyday 20 minute walk to school that day, by jumping into muddy rain water puddles. Every time I jumped, the butterfly clips in my hair would flutter a little. It made me feel a bit like Tinkerbell flying across Neverland skies. The only part of school I enjoyed was the commuting. I always held my dads hand throughout the walk and in my other hand I would swing my Peter Pan lunch box back and forth as I walked/skipped to school. That day I had woken up extra early to make my own lunch. It was one of my favourites. Whole wheat egg sandwiches. Although my mother did the boiling, I peeled off the eggshells very carefully, sliced them and made them into nice little sandwiches for myself. I was very proud of myself for it and couldn't wait to gorge into them at school.
As we neared the big black school gates, my stomach began to feel funny again. Which meant that it was finally time to let go of Daddy's hand. I slipped my fingers away reluctantly, took my schoolbag from him and trudged inside. I liked to scrub my soles against the slippery floor and make them squeak. Halfway through the squeaky hallway I remembered that I had forgotten to wave goodbye. I turned around only to see that he had left. But I saw Emily's mum at the gate, smoking. She told Emily not to play with me because I came from a lowly family. I immediately turned back and walked up to my class, increasing my pace up a notch. Emily was one of the prettiest girls in school. She had cascading strawberry blonde hair with neatly cut fringes and a dab of freckles on her cheeks. Emily was a nice girl though. She would still play with me despite her mother instructing her not to. At times.
I walked into my Year 1 classroom and located my place on the green table from the doorway. I hung my bag on my peg and placed my lunchbox snugly below my table after I sat down. Wouldn't want to lose it now would we? Behind the green table was the red table and to the left was the yellow table. Nadia and Piran sat at the red table. Lee sat at the yellow one. He had big blue eyes and the cutest mushroom cut I'd ever seen. I've always wanted to sit at the yellow table with him. If not the yellow table at least the red table. But I was stuck on the wretched green table with no one to talk to. I would talk to Charlie sometimes, but all he would talk about was David Beckham and Michael Owen. So I preferred to keep mum and listen to to my teacher talk. In the morning we had numeracy class. Lee was very good at math. I wished I could go sit at the yellow table and recite the number bonds really loudly with him. Oh well.
Time flew and all of a sudden, it was noon. Lunchtime. The time of the day that stained my entire perspective of school. The time of the day I dreaded and was so afraid of. As soon as Mrs. Trip left our classroom, I grabbed my lunchbox from underneath my table and jolted out to the corridor. I was before the cafeteria doors in a jiffy, but I stopped short. 'They'll definitely find me here. I'll go to the playground'. So I took off again to the old playground benches and much to my elation, found nobody there. I sat down and caught my breath for a few minutes, watching the playschool children screaming on the merry-go-round. 'Hmph, kids'. It was the time I had been waiting for all day. I precariously opened my lunch box, and unwrapped the aluminum foil gently without tearing it. 'Tadaaa!'. It looked so scrumptious. Beaming with joy I opened wide to take the first bite.
'BIIITCH!'. I heard a voice behind me, from a distance. 'Oh no. No no no no'. That was Ryans voice. I knew Samantha and Olivia were with him too. 'Turn around', yelled Samantha. I turned back slowly and looked up at the three tall figures in front me. My eyes, brimming with fright. They always called me by the name 'bitch', but I never knew what it meant. 'What you got there, Paki?', asked Ryan. I didn't respond. 'I said, What. Do. You. Got. There?'. I was too frightened to say anything. 'Gimme that', he said and snatched my sandwich from my hands. It tore into two, him ending up with the larger portion. He tossed my sandwich perfectly into the trashcan and kicked my lunchbox a few feet away from my bench. I broke down at this instant. Softly, without letting out much noise, because as much as I was hurt I was still scared. Samantha and Olivia scrammed fearing they would get into trouble. But Ryan was the macho man. He walked off, in no hurry with his hands in his track pants, not even a tad bit sorry for what he had done.
Emily and two of her friends witnessed the entire episode from near the Year 2 block. But Emily never came over to help me. Because she was Ryan's girlfriend. She wouldn't dare do anything that would anger him. One of Emily's friends walked up to me and sat beside me on my bench. Tears were still rolling down my face as I looked at her, gasping for breath as a result of the crying. She had extremely pale skin, curly blonde hair and thin rimmed glasses. 'Here', she said, handing me a baby blue tissue. I turned down her offer and just wiped my nose on my jumper sleeve. 'Are you alright?'. 'I don't think so'. I was sob-talking. She just sat there next to me for a while and did'nt say anything. 'Guess what!'. 'Whaat?'. 'Em' and Ryan were playing Mum and Dad yesterday. Ryan was trying to save Em' from the sharks but hell fell from the top of the slide in front of the playschool children. He's been a sulky wussy all day because of that!'. 'Haha!', I managed a little laugh because that was actually funny. Every time Em' let me play Mum and Dad with her she would make the gardener or the nurse olnly. Also, whenever I wore two pigtails to school, I got to be the dog. And when Em' was'nt looking Ryan would feed me sycamore seeds and force me to put them in my mouth. 'Dog food'. 'Is that an egg sandwich?'. 'Yep'. Looking at what was left of my sandwich made me want to cry again. 'Well then where's the ketchup?'. I opened the sandwich up and figured that I had forgotten the ketchup. 'Great. Exactly what I need now', I thought to myself. 'Looks like I didn't remember the ketchup', I mumbled. I wasn't going to be able to swallow it down at all now. Oh phooey. 'I have some mayonnaise I could lend you!'. 'Mayonnaise and eggs?'. 'Here try some!', she gave me a sachet of mayonnaise. I didn't want to at first. But then my sandwich had become cold and dry and I wasn't going to able to push it down my throat at all. So I opened the sachet and squirted some of it out on the sandwich. I looked at her doubtfully for a while. 'Go on! What are you waiting for?'. I opened wide again and took a nice, big bite.
 
My whole wheat mayonnaise sandwich was the best thing I had ever tasted in my entire life. Ahem, look for the metaphor.
 
Loosely based on a series of true incidents.

Saturday, 5 January 2013

Coloured Balloons.


'Hi! Can I have that green balloon?'. I looked down from the counter. A pudgy, wide eyed boy stood in front of me, looking at the coloured balloons tied to the corner of my store. 'That would cost you 5 rupees kid!'. 'Oh. Momma gave me 10 rupees', he said, a little confused. 'Hmm lets see. Would you like a red balloon for another 5 rupees?'. 'I can have two?', he said, bulging his eyes in awe. 'Yes you can, young man'. 'Cooool! Thankyou!'. He stood tip-toed, handed me the money and took the balloons. He clenched the strings of the balloons extremely tight in his two hands, hop-skipped to a granite bench and plopped himself on top. Something inside of me told me to strike up a conversation with the boy. I left my store and walked up to the kid. 


'May I sit here?', I asked him. He smiled and nodded. He then quickly turned his glance to a group of boys playing cricket. 'Tickeeeeet!', he screamed as the batsman was bowled out. 'Uhh, do you mean wicket?'. 'No ticket!', he said. I giggled to myself. 'So uhm, do you like cricket?'.'Oh yeah I love cricket! Adarsh teaches me to play every weekend'. 'Oh who's Adarsh?', I asked him. He bulged his eyes wide again. 'You don't know Adarsh? I thought everyone knew him! He's my friend, and he lives next door. He's playing cricket over there'. The kid continued watching the game of cricket, and we did'nt say anything for a while. Suddenly, he slapped his forehead and said, 'I almost forgot! Momma said no talking to strangers', with a vexed look on his face. 'I thought we were friends!',I said. He instantly got up and said, 'Let me make you my friend! We'll have to do the handshake. Now, repeat after me'. He hit his knees with his hands, followed by his belly and then his cheeks. He spun around really fast and hi-fived me. I repeated the ritual, as he chuckled really loud when I slapped my belly hard. We then shook hands. We were now 'sworn in' as friends. 


'So, how old are you?', I asked him. 'I'm five', has said, stretching his palm out wide in front of my face.'How about you?'. 'Im 32'. '32? You're old! My momma is old too. She is twenty ten!'. 'Uhh do you mean thrity?'. 'No I mean twenty ten. Stop asking me that question!'. The boys grandiose behaviour was extremely charming. 'Do you love your momma?', he asked me. 'Ofcourse I do! Who does'nt?'. He did'nt reply. 'Do you have a Poppa?', he asked me. 'Yes', I said, 'He's a mechanic'. 'Whats mechanic?'. 'A mechanic is someone who fixes cars and stuff'. 'Oh cooool. I have a Poppa too. I just dont know where he is right now. He went away somewhere when I was a little baby. Momma does everything for me now. But I'd really like to see him'.


A tall muddy boy walked up to the both of us. 'Rishi! It's 5 already! We should get going'. 'I have to go back to Momma now', he said to me. 'Bye uh..what's your name?'. 'You can just call me D. Rishi wait. I have something to give you before you go'. I gave him a balloon of the colour blue. 'This is for your momma'. He looked at me with his bulged eyes again. 'Thats funny! My Mommas name is Nilee!'. I stroked his hair and whispered in his ears, 'I know'. Adarsh walked him away before he could say anything else. 


The three coloured balloons moved further and further away from me. I watched them till they disappeared from my sight. I walked back to my store.
I was right all along.

Happy 2013! Ciao for now :)

Friday, 28 December 2012

Shaitan (based on a true story)

  Earlier this year, the murder of the Hindi teacher, Mrs.Uma Maheshwari  in a Chennai  school  had caught the attention of millions and shook the entire state of Tamil Nadu. On reading the articles in the newspaper, the boy's abnormal behaviour interested me and I started reading all articles published in regard to this event. On reading further, I noticed a peculiar coincidence that I'd like to share in the form of a story based on the event - my personal take of the incident.

    He was an ordinary adolescent of 15. Came from a reasonably well off family too. The boy was quite introverted. He never socialised much with the outside world and never spoke much. He restricted himself to the insides of his residence. He seldom came out to play a bit of football or cricket and confined his world to his iPhone and a few other technological assets. The boy never managed to study well and always recieved fallacious comments on his performance from his teachers. The boy had an unusual habit though. He loved to tatoo his name on everything and anything possible. On the bark of trees, on the window panels in school, on his palms and feet ; sometimes on his clothes too.

    Ordinary. Introverted. Aloof.


    All this changed completely after a particular happening. His teacher made 13 entries in his school agenda. Things were'nt the same eversince. He morphed into a vengeful beast. A morbid killer with a motive. It's very perplexing to believe a simple gesture of a teacher had the potential to transform a child entirely. Well, I believe it all lies behind the 13 entries, and that they are the culprits behind the change in conduct of the boy. The boy lurked around the school premises for 3 whole days with a dagger in his bag, wrapped in newspaper. After 58 ( 5 + 8 = 13 ) hours of failed attempts, in the 59th hour - Checkmate. He had his victim cornered and alone on the 3rd floor. He stealthily approached her like a machiavellian predator and with 3 slashes, finished her off. He inhumanly stood there with sinister countenance, while she wailed in agony. Gripping his dagger, he made no attempts to escape.


    13 entries. 3 days. 58 hours. 3rd floor. 3 slashes.


   Eventually the boy was arrested. The whole state was in shock and the boy's family was traumatized. The parents, the students, the faculty; everyone were in a state of panic. The news channels were rushing into the premises and in a few minutes, pictures of the teacher in a blue sari were on almost all the television sets all over Tamil Nadu. The boy was held at the Government Juvenile Home, Chennai. Sitting in his quiet cell, isolated from all the din and confusion outside, he found a small piece of marble in the corner. Out of habit, he scrawled his name on the cemented floor.


    And he wrote S  A  T  A  N.



*  3 is also a demonic number because Jesus Christ died at 3a.m.
*  The statistics used are entirely true, although the story is a work of my imagination.


Ciao for now :)

Wednesday, 26 December 2012

Ashtami

   Believe it or not, I spent all of yesterday in front of my computer, gaping at my blogger dashboard. I had least expected anyone to view my blog. But then, (forgive me for flaunting) I got 185 views in less than 18 hours. Gaaaaasp. Wait is that good or bad? I don't really know, since I'm blogosphere's newbie (some of the views were even from South Korea). Thank you all from the bottom of my heart for taking time to drop in to my blog, and please do keep visiting!

  Today, I decided upon posting a short story. My favourite among the ones I've written. This was the last piece I wrote, before I took a break from writing on account of my 10th grade board exams earlier this year. 


The short green blades prickled my back as I lay down on the grass of my favourite park - Quail Ridge Park. I lay right beside a pretty indigo flower. It looked a beautiful indigo in the moonlight. It was 9:00 p.m and I lay there looking at the dark sky, poker-faced. My eyes were fixed on the full, luminiscent moon. There were millions of stars in the night sky. To me, they seemed to be spelling one word. Her name. Ashtami.


  I beheld on the face of the moon, the most gorgeous woman ever. The face of Ashtami Shankar. I remember her with me last year ; same place, same time, wearing a saree, of the same shade of indigo as the flower beside me. She was lying by my side that day, just like the flower. She stargazed, while I Ashtamigazed; at her big, expressive eyes, at her funny but pretty nose,at that smile to die for and her wavy hair that was swaying gently in the breeze. Ashtami was my divine Goddess. A simple yet stunning girl.


  I sat up on the sprawling grass, hugging my knees and resting my head on my thighs. I picked the purple flower from the soil and fondled it's purple petals. The yellow pollen inside of it reminded me of turmeric. It took me back to her baby shower. It had my mind reminiscing the gaiety of that day. I remembered her smiling from ear to ear as I rubbed turmeric on her cheeks. The leaves on the flower reminded me of the green glass bangles I slipped on her hand that day. She looked oh so fine that day in a traditional Kanjeevaram. 



  Somewhere near the park, somebody was conflagrating their garbage. The process warded off a foul smell that I hated. I hated it as much as what it reminded me of. It reminded me of the putrid smell the hospital ward emanated. The ward where my Ashtami slept. She was in a white hospital robe and the IV was strapped to her arm. I remember leaning over her, hearing her breathe ever so gently. I remember warming her cold hand with mine.


  I stood up and started heading home. It was 10:30 p.m. I walked down the hill of Quail Ridge Park, past the mulberry bush, when a little girls headband caught my attention. It was stuck between the twigs of the bush and had a pink ribbon attached to it. I reached for the band and pulled the ribbon off. I made it into a cross. It reminded me of the reason why I could'nt see Astami again. My wife died of breast cancer last week.


 
Ciao for now :)

Onus

  I wrote this poem sometime in July, this year. I wanted it to be all deep and emo, so yeah. And I thought that would fit well as the first piece of my writing that I post in 'The Rohzabal Line'. So I present thee, with 'Onus'.Disclaimer : (Almost) All of my writing is of a dark shade. The genre varies from macabre to tragedy to everything else sad and depressing. I am not responsible for any adverse reactions from the reader. Nervous wrecks, heartbreaks, people too soft at heart etc. brace yourselves.

Despite the light through the vent,

That floods around my pupils,
I'm stranded in the black
As the eyelids on my soul are shut.
Lacerated and hurt,
Refusing to come out into the bright
Awaiting a smile on my face,
To open up once again.
In my cell, I lay facing it's lid
Motionless, expressionless,
My scars, they itch with pain
And my body, too traumatized to let go of a tear.
You crucified my heart, through night and day,
Yet I endured your torture,
As the love I laid on you
Overwhelmed the hatred you had for me.
My torso bears every scar you bestowed upon me,
From leather belts to heated rods.
Through all the malady, I'm grateful for those marks
As they are the only memory of you I have left.
For the sole reason that I was feminine
And I did'nt have the license to fight back,
You choked me with your sadism
For which I detest you, I won't deny.
On that apocalyptic day, 21st June,
My rage got the better of me.
A pitchfork extinguished your existence,
And put me in the place I am today.
The living dead am I, right now.
Writing your name in the used air around me
And closing my eyes to behold your face
Keeps me blinking, keeps me breathing.
I want to perish, to catch a glimpse of your countenance, 
But fate knows it will only slaughter me further
And disallows me to die,
Or rather disallows me to live.
I embrace the meager bits of you
Left on my slashed self,
And wish to relinquish life,
A proud masochist of your 'love'.

(Inspired by Jag Mundhra's 'Provoked')


I hope you liked it. There's more in store.

Ciao for now :)

Simply Moi.

   Starting this blog wasn't something that struck me all of a sudden today while I got out of bed, or while I was sitting on the toilet, or while I was doodling in math class. It's been on my mind for a very very long time. Only one thing has been preventing me from getting down to the job. My writing isn't very bloggish. I can write fiction (to an extent). But the ink in my pen doesn't flow too smoothly when it comes to day to day issues or non-fiction for that matter. I thought my pieces of writing wouldn't suit best for a blog.

  What I realised today was that I was just being lazy. 'twas nothing else. So, yes. On this day, 26/12/12, Boxing Day 2012, I officially start my blog. I had asked a couple of friends for suggestions to name my blog. A friend of mine came up with weird titles like 'Ponderosa' and 'Wonderosa' and what not. So I decided to do it myself. (He also came up with 'Holy water of hell' dafaq?). But I ended up choosing a cheesy title myself. 'The Rozabal Line' is the book I'm currently reading (Ashwin Sanghi, you are a sheer genius) and moi name's Rohana. I put both names together and tadaa.
  Ok, back to business. Here are a few (very few, I promise) things about moi.
- I'm weird. 'nuff said.
- My most valuable possession is my dog. Doogie. But you know, I think he's on self-destruct mode right now, or he finds it cool. Every morning, there's a fraction of his ear that's missing. Probably he's trying to pierce.
- I'M A MUFC FAN. GGMU GGMU GGMU GGMU. And whoever said that 'Behind every MUFC female fan, there is a guy she's trying to impress', must be spanked. I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and give you a wedgie.
- I hate pink. The colour. I love the artist.
- I'm 16. Eccentric. I get confused between my gender sometimes. And yes, high school has taught me so much more than education has. Also, the internet has taught me so much more than education. (It's the Indian education system. Whadya expect?)
- People think I'm ribaldrous. But I honestly think otherwise. The dream is to be Bohemian. In fact, I wanted to name this blog 'Bohemian Dreams'. But someone else had named their blog with the same name, sadly. (Oh, by the way, the 'Bohemian Dreams' blog gave me the creeps. Google it if you wanna know what I'm talking about). Okay. So that's that. In this blog, I will be posting various pieces of my writing (Hope you like it!). They're mostly in the form of short stories or poetry. Forgive me for flaws, I'm still an amateur. Hopefully, fingers, toes, nose hair and small intestine crossed, this blog will go places.
P.S : The link given under the 'About Me' column will direct you to my Google+ account. And truthfully you will know nothing 'About Me' from that account. I'm not active on Google+ at all. But I'm an active facebook user. The link to my facebook page is https://www.facebook.com/rohana.jeyaraj. 
Ciao for now :)